 Our Moroccan Marvels & Mediterranean Wonders cruise from July 26-August 5, 2026, is all set to be every bit as fabulous as it sounds. | ||
This epic 10-night adventure will take us from Barcelona, Spain, all the way to Portsmouth, UK. First stop: Tangier, a vibrant port city on the northern tip of Africa where cultures mix and converge. Next, we head to one of our favorite European capitals—Lisbon, Portugal, bursting with color and charm. From there, we’ll swing back to Spain and dock in La Coruña on the lush, green northern coast (you’ll swear you’re not in Spain!). Then it’s on to the port nearest Bilbao, home to world-class Basque cuisine and the iconic Guggenheim Museum. Our final call is Bordeaux, France—the wine capital of the world, because everything’s better with a bottle… or three. | ||
As always, you’ll enjoy our group perks: shared dinners, onshore excursions, cocktail parties, and—best of all—instant friends. | ||
LAST SPECIAL OFFER! | ||
Book a Sea Terrace cabin and save 10%. That's $500+ in savings and works out to just $2,544 per person (double occupancy). Hurry, bookings close April 30. Just 1 cabin left at this rate. | ||
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Strip-Level Drag Spectacle | ||
The Golden DoWEE Vegas Slaycation sends you to RuPaul’s Drag Race LIVE! at the Flamingo Showroom. This original production brings the Emmy Award-winning series to the Strip with choreography, comedy, couture, and rotating Drag Race favorites. One DoMORE member wins VIP tickets to the show, VIP access to Drag Brunch Las Vegas, a Meet and Greet with featured artists, a merch bundle, a 3-night stay at Flamingo Las Vegas, and a $600 travel credit. Sign up for DoMORE to enter. | ||
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SPONSORED BY DO STUFF MEDIA | ||
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Never a Lonely Sailor with Two Bad Tourists | ||
On our cruises, we welcome couples, throuples, groups, and yes—solo travelers. In fact, a large portion of our guests travel alone, and you’re sure to make friends in no time through our group activities. We kick things off with an onboard meet up and bubbles as we set sail, and from there, there’ll always be something to do, see, or drink! | ||
You’ll stay in the loop through our private WhatsApp group, and there will always be one of our crew members at the ship’s events—whether that’s drag queen bingo, a pub quiz, or a late-night party in The Manor, the ship’s nightclub. Every night, you’ll be part of group dinners rotating through all of the ship’s restaurants, from a steakhouse to a Mexican eatery and we’ll also be hosting our own cocktail hours, ranging from shore excursions to bar crawls to games of Crime Against Humanity—a salacious card game, you have to try! | ||
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Going at a Good Rate! | ||
We currently have a five star rating on TripAdvisor and here are just a few things our past guests have said about our previous cruises: | ||
“These guys go above and beyond expectations to ensure the entire group has everything they need and want.” | ||
“This was my first trip with Two Bad Tourists, but definitely not my last. They made traveling so easy!! I look forward to the next trip!” | ||
“Everything about the trip was amazing. Auston and David, as well as the rest of their team, were great hosts. From the communication before the trip to organizing our excursions and on board experiences, they were top notch. The whole experience was more than I could have hoped for. The memories and friendships made on the trip will last a lifetime.” | ||
Read more reviews from our past guests on Tripadvisor. | ||
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Ten Good Reasons to Sail with Virgin Voyages | ||
Besides getting your yearly dose of vitamin sea - or D if you’re lucky - and the pleasure of our company, there are plenty of good reasons to take a Virgin Voyages cruise with us. In our latest article, we give you just ten. We’d give you more, but we ran out of fingers—and counting is for accountants! | ||
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